On this special Exalted Funeral sponsored episode, our guest is Matt Johnson, owner of Raven Portents, where we talk about his web comic Dew Claw and his new Exalted Funeral exclusive product Portents of the Degloved Hand, an Omen Sacrifice Deck compatible with MÖRK BORG.
Back it on Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/exaltedfuneral/portents-of-the-degloved-hand-for-mork-borg
Portents of the Degloved Hand is an Omen Sacrifice Deck, compatible with MÖRK BORG. This deck allows players to give up a character’s omen at the beginning of a playing session (or during a break) and exchange it for a “reading” that gives the character a portent. Exchanging an omen for a portent is a simple and quick two-step process that involves rolling a 4-sided die and drawing a random card from a deck determined by the die roll.
When a card from the Portents of the Degloved Hand is activated by the player on a turn of their choosing, additional chaos, misfortune, and dark humor is brought into the game scenario. This deck offers a great opportunity for MÖRK BORG players to expand their character’s options and enhance the insanity that most sessions experience.
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Kibo’s Corner of Eclectic Treasures: This pawn shop & apothecary has odds and ends hanging on the walls. Glass counters hold the valuable items. The most expensive item here is a lightsaber keytar. A jar filled with teeth hangs from a ribbon with a sign that says, “Guess how many teeth!” Guess correctly and get a free psychic reading from the proprietor Kibo, guess wrong and one of your teeth teleports into the jar. There’s a separate room where the proprietor Kibo reads fortunes with a deck of coffin-shaped cards.
Kibo, The Failing Hope: She wears a cybernetic asthma mask over her pug face. Her large bulbous eyes look in opposite directions. Her lower torso has been replaced with metal spider legs. She exudes a breathy femme-fatal energy, while still being motherly, yet is prone to random bursts of zoomie energy. Kibo fosters competition between her pups, and will send them on quests with customers.
Kibo’s puppies: These commerce-savvy pups have their own glass counters to sell their wares. Maggot Mouth (mastiff) sells diseased items. Scorched Bone (beagle) sells destruction items. Black Ribbon (rottweiler) sells death items. Double Power (dachshund) sells disaster items.
Art: Tiger Wizard Words: Steve Albertson
Story by: Andrew Bellury, Steve Albertson, Matt Johnson
Appendix N: Dick Tracy (film), Star Wars, A Boy and His Dog, Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom (Short Round), Inspector Gadget, Wild Wild West, Toy Story, Clone Wars (Darth Maul)
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