Our guest this week is Justin Sirois of Severed Books and we talk about his projects Caver, Cube Dice & Sickest Witch. Steve and Justin talk about a shared love of punk band The Dead Milkmen and his artwork in Lost Tomb of the Bitchin’ Chimera by Andrew Ervin.
He’s currently Kickstarting his latest: SIS/TR: A Rare Geometry for Mothership RPG, an interactive mini with turrets that acts as a deadly puzzle for your party & a 60+ page hardcover book with rules and stats for SIS/TR as well as a vicious starship adventure.
Pledge here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/justinsirois/sistr-interactive-mini-and-turret-system-for-mothership-rpg
This Flail Milk factory houses Crystal Shit, a three-headed cow beast who’s fused to the floor.
Neighbor Head: Their extendo-neck ends in one of the player’s actual neighbors’ head. It wears its utters like a jester’s cap, producing household cleaning products as milk.
Robo-Head: This cyber-head controls one spindly arm with utters in their armpit. Its milk powers the Tin Cuppers, and recharges batteries. They grow new minions in small birthing sacs.
Cow Head: She produces rage milk, throwing the drinker into a barbarian rage. Gaze attack, save or attack the closest person to you who isn’t Crystal Shit.
Tin Cuppers: These tin cans with handles fill themselves up with milk from the teats and bring it to vats in each of three corners, where it is sent through tubes to other parts of the dungeon.
Flail-Static Joe: This jumbotron A.I. hangs from the ceiling making sure that milk production and deliveries are happening on time. A lightning flail drops menacingly from it to ward off danger or discipline the workers. A mounted control panel can slow down or stop production, but that’ll make Joe mad.
Art: Tiger Wizard Words: Steve Albertson
Story by: Andrew Bellury, Steve Albertson, Justin Sirois
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