Shrine of the Technosaurus Rex: This room is covered in thick, sloppy, dripping layers of colorful paint. Each wall has a massive throbbing orifice that’ll occasionally spray a deluge of paint into the room. In the center of the room is a mound of paint covering long-dead cyber-sloths cultists, reaching to pull the lever that summons the T-Rex. An eldritch dial surrounding the lever can be moved to change the orifice liquids, 99% chance it’s paint.
Under the layers of paint, in a corner is a see-through gun-locker filled with magic acetone that’ll destroy paint and drain the color from anything. On the walls, under the paint, are the instructions on using the dials and summoning the T-Rex.
The T-rex is actually a painting service that’s violently malfunctioning, but can be fixed. It has a bite, stomp, tail whip and a harvestable tongue that’s a wand of paint spraying. If you are hit, save or suffer the following conditions: Yellow Bile: Stinks & sickens. Cyan Slow: Depression. That’s why they call it the blues. Black Slick:- Slippery like a grease spell. Magenta Brain Addle: Discuss your latest art project.
Art: Tiger Wizard Words: Steve Albertson
Story by: Andrew Bellury, Rob Bellury, Steve Albertson, Zac Goins
Our guest this week is Zac Goins, publisher & Kickstarter Consultation at World of Game Design (WoGD), a collective for writers, game designers, tabletop boardgame & RPG designers, artists, cartographers.
We talk about their projects: Realms Of Elghrune Box Set, GrymWyrd Tales – Volume 3 & 4, and 7 Aboard the Shackles an adventure compatible with MÖRK BORG.
Back their currently running Kickstarter here:
Realms of Elghrune: Box Set for a new RPG made with Blood Moon Entertainment
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