You’re a tourist visiting the sweet-smelling hometown of Connor Woodpond, the one-hit-wonder mega-star who wrote your favorite song, “Furry Boots and Slick Razors,” but he hasn’t been seen in years. There’s something about this town that just makes you want to sing your feelings. After your opening number, a mysterious figure in a trenchcoat and fedora implores you to save the rec center from Head Kicker and his bitchin’ Camaro gang, The Mutated Mullets.
This week’s guest is Brian Shutter. We talk about Neon Lords of the Toxic Wastelands. Swingin’ swords and choppin’ lords vs. mutants and mullets. Their appendix N contains no books, but it does have music and movies like Mad Max and The Warriors. Brian’s favorite movie is Dawn of the Dead (1978) and we talk about the different VHS covers that were available. Brian does a show called “Wax Pax Massacres” where they open old trading card packs and eat the 40-year-old gum from it.
Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland “Total Carnage Edition” on Kickstarter!
His new kickstarter is up and we talk about stretch goals of temporary tattoos, pogs, and we recommend xeno smut posters and Lord Randy action figures. In this game, character creation’s most important aspect is your hairstyle, and “attitude” is how cool you are in civilization, but sleaze (anti-charisma) is how much respect you get in the Wastelands.
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