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Epic Levels – “Ninja Assassins” off of the LP Armor Classy

Epic Levels are a comedy/nerdcore hip-hop duo preparing to release their debut album, Armor Classy, on January 17th. 

On Armor Classy, Epic Levels – aka Steve Albertson and Andrew Bellury – create off-kilter nerdcore hip-hop that revolves around their Dungeons & Dragons exploits. The two rap in character as their alter-egos Dragon Warrior and Tiger Wizard and use Epic Levels as a vehicle for combining their love of old school hip-hop, fantasy, and comedy.

Here is a sneak listen to a single from the album, Ninja Assassins, exclusively for Bleeding Cool – a track that transforms moody strings and echoing bells into an intricate soundscape, featuring guest vocals by DJ Black Sunshine & Teresa Lemaire.

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Epic Levels Baywatch Succubus shirt (20 lousy boners)

The succubus has been a part of Dungeons and Dragons since 1976’s Eldritch Wizardy supplement written by Gary Gygax and Brian Blume from od&d’s little brown books. While throughout the ’90s Pamela Anderson was wearing an iconic red swimsuit and saving lives with David Hasselhoff during the pie-in-the-sky THAC0 days of D&D 2e.

Are we in the throws of wild Saved By the Bell retro fashion? Hell yes we are! Swim into your own shirt featuring the Baywatch Succubus reminiscent of David C. Sutherland III’s illustration from the 1st edition Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual. Roll a wisdom saving throw to resist being charmed by this lovely demon.