Lyrics
Attention young wizards. Please remember that doing “the drugs” is strictly prohibited, and can only be a detriment to your studies here at the Academy of Magic. Pay attention or this could happen to you…
Well
My undead crew gettin saucy tonight
Lickin’ myconid heads start the weekend off right
Long work week growing new phylacteries
Now we chillin in my crypt with some witches and blowin ent trees
Ray of frost freezes my bag of holding Reese’s Pieces
So i’ve got a chill snack when i get the munchies
Shards from how hard these shot glasses are clinking
But i won’t stop drinking
Wash down the red pill for some esoteric thinking
Swallow the toad I’m a psychedelic kingpin
Flying is easy but I’ve never been this high
I just soared past Lucy up in the sky
And i snagged her diamonds and then i slayed her quick
Ground up her gems and snorted that shit
The highest immortals purchase drugs with our riches
Listen up bitches we liches be trippin
We liches be trippin’ balls in goblin halls
Drink up their souls and leaving mindless thralls
Smoke PCP out of amulets of ESP
So I can enter your body and then puppeteer me
Toss back ale flagons
I buy all my pipe weed from that hobbit Bilbo Baggins
Dabs of blue fairy jizz and pixie piss
Cross this heady high off my bucket list
Death day carousel, ride this nightmare horse
Skin poppin’, pill poppin’ this illithid chorus
Chill with Skeletor gettin’ ripped on that
Eternian haberdashed hashish stash
Huffing in a handy haversack
It’ll blow your mind man. There’s no turning back
Gots a skull face, meth crystals for eyes
See the folly of man when i look into the skies
Mary Jane and Molly what a sweet sweet three way
Probably pretty lethal but I’m dead so pass the yay
When I chase the dragon he gets outta my way
Loads his gold in my wagon and wishes me a nice day
My cave has a few trolls and I harvest their warts
I pack up two bowls and teleport to Voldemort
Horcrux hoarding bitch, a real shiity lich
Passed out after two puffs
Snake can’t handle my stuff
From here it’s not far dimension hop to Midgar
I’m gonna make peyote outta a mother fucking Cactaur
Underwent the ceremony of night endless
So I can eternally view sights of pure bliss
Suck manticore face for a venomous kiss
Put his stinger in my vein as I clench my fist
Inhaling poison such is my addiction
Every D&D day we liches be trippin’
We liches be trippin’ everyday in our lair
No skin on our face, but dreadlocks for hair
Turned my phylactery into an acid sheet
We’ll eat my essence until there’s nothing left of me
I make special K out of kelpie brain
The k-hole head cavity is filled with cocaine
Undeath is a journey but life is a curse
We’ve been psychonautically reimbursed
What’s your path? I wouldn’t lead you astray
A deal with a devil or demon passion play
Lift your spirits and learn to live like us
A hippy commune dracolich magic bus
I’m an eternal wizard with potions and wands
Behold this beholder as he sings you a song
Two liches doing drugs but I don’t really care
I’m just guarding the lair. Guarding the lair
I got 360 vision but nobody’s there
I’m just guarding the lair. Guarding the lair
I got ten eyeballs and an anti-magic stare
I’m just guarding the lair. Guarding the lair
Two liches doing drugs but I don’t really care
Well
My undead crew gettin saucy tonight
Lickin’ myconid heads start the weekend off right
Long work week growing new phylacteries
Now we chillin in my crypt with some witches and blowin ent trees
Ray of frost freezes my bag of holding Reese’s Pieces
So i’ve got a chill snack when i get the munchies
Shards from how hard these shot glasses are clinking
But i won’t stop drinking
Wash down the red pill for some esoteric thinking
Swallow the toad I’m a psychedelic kingpin
Flying is easy but I’ve never been this high
I just soared past Lucy up in the sky
And i snagged her diamonds and then i slayed her quick
Ground up her gems and snorted that shit
The highest immortals purchase drugs with our riches
Listen up bitches we liches be trippin
We liches be trippin’ balls in goblin halls
Drink up their souls and leaving mindless thralls
Smoke PCP out of amulets of ESP
So I can enter your body and then puppeteer me
Toss back ale flagons
I buy all my pipe weed from that hobbit Bilbo Baggins
Dabs of blue fairy jizz and pixie piss
Cross this heady high off my bucket list
Death day carousel, ride this nightmare horse
Skin poppin’, pill poppin’ this illithid chorus
Chill with Skeletor gettin’ ripped on that
Eternian haberdashed hashish stash
Huffing in a handy haversack
It’ll blow your mind man. There’s no turning back
Gots a skull face, meth crystals for eyes
See the folly of man when i look into the skies
Mary Jane and Molly what a sweet sweet three way
Probably pretty lethal but I’m dead so pass the yay
When I chase the dragon he gets outta my way
Loads his gold in my wagon and wishes me a nice day
My cave has a few trolls and I harvest their warts
I pack up two bowls and teleport to Voldemort
Horcrux hoarding bitch, a real shiity lich
Passed out after two puffs
Snake can’t handle my stuff
From here it’s not far dimension hop to Midgar
I’m gonna make peyote outta a mother fucking Cactaur
Underwent the ceremony of night endless
So I can eternally view sights of pure bliss
Suck manticore face for a venomous kiss
Put his stinger in my vein as I clench my fist
Inhaling poison such is my addiction
Every D&D day we liches be trippin’
We liches be trippin’ everyday in our lair
No skin on our face, but dreadlocks for hair
Turned my phylactery into an acid sheet
We’ll eat my essence until there’s nothing left of me
I make special K out of kelpie brain
The k-hole head cavity is filled with cocaine
Undeath is a journey but life is a curse
We’ve been psychonautically reimbursed
What’s your path? I wouldn’t lead you astray
A deal with a devil or demon passion play
Lift your spirits and learn to live like us
A hippy commune dracolich magic bus
I’m an eternal wizard with potions and wands
Behold this beholder as he sings you a song
Two liches doing drugs but I don’t really care
I’m just guarding the lair. Guarding the lair
I got 360 vision but nobody’s there
I’m just guarding the lair. Guarding the lair
I got ten eyeballs and an anti-magic stare
I’m just guarding the lair. Guarding the lair
Two liches doing drugs but I don’t really care